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Gavin Newsom: “Fear the Beard.”

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Newly-minted  Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom has been heard around San Francisco referring to long-time rival , Aaron Peskin, formerly President of the Board of Supervisors, as “Mayor Peskin.” It came to a head when, while addressing a record crowd at the Giants Parade, Newsom warned San Franciscans to “Fear the Beard.”

We made this little graphic for fun, and it zipped around San Francisco political circles at the speed of light. You can see it the San Francisco Bay Guardian blog.  And the story continues here.


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  • Lt. Gov. Elect Newsom: Perhaps you could ask Gordon Getty to pay the overdue bill at MACDONALD BANK … after we earned Getty Oil Company shareholders $4,000,000,000.

    I earned the Getty Oil Company shareholders 4 Billion Bucks
    On the Reserve acquisition; the way they treat me — it really sucks!
    As the Getty inheritors bask in glee;
    All I asked for was that they look after me.
    Four billion dollars they earned on Reserve
    My fee I surely deserve.
    It turns out J.P. Getty may have been a Nazi;
    His family even goes back to Germany.
    With Hitler, Goring & Goebbels he did stand;
    While trying to undermine the American land!
    For paintings & artifacts he did receive
    With his oil he was able to deceive?
    Hoover & the FBI and Roosevelt they knew
    That J.P. Getty & espionage he drew!
    Many a young lad and Jew did die
    As planes dropped bombs from the sky.
    For years while Getty sat in Berlin
    He may have committed many a sin.
    The ashes and smoke from the chimneys it rose
    While old man Getty sat cozy; he chose.
    With artwork held tightly under his arm
    Still dripping in blood — as the real owner met harm.
    Into the ovens & on meat-hooks, bullets between the eyes
    Listen very carefully you can still hear their cries!
    While the Gettys sit in England; at their estate at Wormsley
    And Gordon sings in San Francisco
    With his 727 in tow.
    The Getty museum sits atop Malibu
    While the corpses of World War 2 scream — J.P. Getty — We know you!

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